Jennifer Hart

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things i want someone to do with me without complaint

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-dance recklessly anywhere, anytime

-play round after round of Go Fish/Sorry

-take the ugliest pictures of us

-talk to me about something you’re passionate about, even if you know i won’t understand bc i like hearing you talk

-make stupid videos with me 

-sing with me even if you think you’re tone deaf

-let me dig my toes under your thighs a lil while we being lazy cuz my toes get cold 

-LET. ME. PLAY. WITH. YOUR. FUCKING. HAIR. PLEASE !!!

-go shopping for nothing in particular so we can just goon around in the store 

-show me new music even if you think i won’t like it 

-tell me the stupid little shit that you think no one cares about (IE: favorite cereal, the story behind that tiny scar on your elbow) 

-let me indulge you with my many fun facts or dumb jokes that i know you don’t really care about 

-let me cry about something we both know is insignificant because we both know it’s going to happen anyway

-okay but literally cuddle the fuck out of me i seriously don’t mind

-let me introduce you to my family because they’re crazy but exactly like me and i want them to see the person that makes me smile

-hug me like you’re leaving

-don’t ever stop me from petting a dog in public

-teach me how to play that video game that you like, or how to skateboard even though you know i will probably get frustrated because i’m not any good at it 

-do absolutely nothing with me 

-lay in a hammock and soak in some vitamin D while we talk about our day/week/month

-ride roller coasters with me

-give me your honest opinion when i ask for it

-tell me when something is bothering you

-be goofy with me when no one else is around

-tell me stupid jokes/puns

-kiss me like you mean it